Funny Story Part 1

Funny Story 1

A teacher was giving an achievement test to David, a precocious six-year-old, and she began by asking him when his birthday was.

"February 20", was the answer.

Next she asked him, "What year, David?"

He looked at the teacher quizzically at first time and then hit upon the obvious answer, "Every year".

precocious : looking older than his age

quizzically  : look curiously at

obvious      : clear

Funny Story 2

A five-year-old girl was watching her aunt breast-feed her baby.

"Does milk really come ot of there/" she asked.

"Of course," answered her aunt. There was complete silence.

Then the youngster asked,"Do you eat grass too?"

Funny Story 3

A bank teller had been robbed three times by the same man. The police officer asked her if she had noticed anything special about the robber.

"Yes,"replied the teller."He was better dressed each time."

Funny Story 4

One student to another:

"How are your English lessons coming along"

"Fine. I used to be the one who could not understand the English people, and now it is the English people who can not understand me." Taken From Reader's Digest.

Funny Story 5

A student was learning to speak English. he learned by having the tape machine under the pillow while he slept. It really worked. The trouble is he can only speak English when he's asleep!

Funny Story 6

Student: I don't think that I deserved a zero on this paper.

Teacher: You're right. But it is the lowest grade I can give.