Funny Story Part 2

Funny Story 7
"Children and grown-ups must do their best to keep the world clean," Mr. Fox said to his class. "Sometimes we see some rubbish in the streets and we must pick it up. Sometimes we eat some sweets and we must put the wrappings in the bin. We must all work together so there's no rubbish in the world. Never throw plastic into the sea! There should be no oil in the sea. If we pour poison--oil is poison in rivers and seas--into our rivers, some fish die. This is called pollution. This weekend, see if you can find some examples of pollution and write some sentences about it."Jimmy looked worried when he went home. 

On Monday, he handed in his composition. "Yesterday we had sardines fro lunch. Mom opened the tin, but all the fish were dead because the tin was full of oil!" Adapted from Longman English Grammar Practice.

Funny Story 8
A man went to a doctor and was told he had a serious illness and would need an operation. 

"Is it very dangerous?" asked the man. 

"Yes, It is. Four out of five people have this operation die," said the doctor. "But you will have nothing to worry about!"

"Why not"

"I have already operated on four people and they have all died."

Funny Story 9
Teacher : "What three words to students use most?"
Student : "I don't know"
Teacher : "That's correct!"
Student : ????

Funny Story 10

Professor Carter visited Mr. and Mrs. Crockett on the other side of town. After a good dinner and a game of cards, he said, "I'm going to walk home now."

But Mrs. Crockett looked out of the window and said, "It's raining outside. Please stay here tonight."She went and prepared the quest room for him. After a few minutes, she came back to the living-room, but the professor was not there.

Mr. and Mrs. Crockett waited for more than 30 minutes, and then they started to go to bed. But then somebody knocked at the back door of the house.

It was the professor. He was very wet. Mr. Crockett and his wife were very happy to see him. They said,"You're here!"

"Yes,"the professor answered. He smiled and added,"I went home and got my Pyjamas."

Taken from Introductory Stories for Reproductions