Funny Story Part 3

Funny Story 11

Mike was not feeling well. So, he went to see the doctor. The doctor asked him a lot of questions and wrote Mike's answers down.

"What do you eat in the morning?"he asked him.

"Eggs, bread, butter, jam, and coffee," Mike answered.

"And what do you have for lunch?" the doctor asked.

"Meat or fish and bread."

"And what do you have in the evening?" the doctor continued.

"Eggs and bread."

Then the doctor said,"Eat some fruit everyday, and eat all the skin of the fruit. The skin is very good for your health. Most of the vitamins of the fruit are found in the skin. Now what fruit do you like best?" Mike was not happy. "Coconuts," he answered. Adapted from Reader's Digest

Funny Story 12

A father took his son camping to show him how to live outdoors. As the father cupped his hands into a small river, the boy cried out, "You are not going to drink that, are you, Dad?"

"Of course I am, "said the father, drinking the spring water in his hands.

"Dad, I did not mean the water,"said the boy. "I meant the tadpole."

Funny Story 13

We were gathered together, all ten of us, for our mother's 80th birthday. the conversation was on Mom's life when she was young. At that time she had to work very hard. My elder sister said, "Of course, we were practically poor because we were such a big family. Mom, why did you have so many children?"

Mother looked around at us all and said, "Well, where did you want me to stop?"

Funny Story 14

Mrs. Streisand was having a log of trouble with her skin, so she went to her doctor about it. However, the doctor could not find anything wrong with her, so he sent her to the local hospital for some tests. The hospital, of course, sent the results of the test direct to Mrs. Streisand's doctor, and the next morning he telephoned her to give her a list of the things that he thought she should not eat, as any of them might be the cause of her skin trouble.

Mrs. Streisand carefully wrote all the things down on a piece of paper, which she then left beside the telephone while she went out to a ladies' meeting.

When she got back home two hours later, she found her husband waiting for her. He had a big basket full of packages beside him, and when he saw her, he said, "Hello, sweetheart. I have done all your shopping for you."

"Done all my shopping?" she asked in surprise. "But how did you know what I wanted?"

"Well, when I got home, I found your shopping list beside the telephone," answered her husband, "So I went down to the shops and bought everything you had written down."

Of course,Mrs. Streisand had to tell him that he had bought all the things the doctor did not allow her to eat!

Adapted from Advanced Stories for Reproduction

Funny Story 15
Black  :"What are you going to be when you grow up?"

Brown :"I think I will be a writer!"
Black  :"A writer? That's hard word, isn't it?"
Brown : "No, it's easy... All the words are in the dictionary!. All I have to do is rearrange them!"

Funny Story 16
Chick  : "Why cannot astronauts go to the sun?"
Chuck : "It's too hot there!"
Chick  : "They can go there at night, can't they?
Chuck : " (Stupid!)